Roy T.

A man was sitting at a hotel bar, when a group of men sat down next to him and ordered a round of drinks. "You guys with a convention?" "Yes, we're with the Gynecology conference" "Really? I was this close" he holds up his finger and thumb about an inch apart "to becoming a Gynecologist." "So what did you end up doing?" "I'm a proctologist."

funniness: 6.36

rating: PG