Stan S.

There where two vampire bats sitting on a tree at the top of a hill. They hadn't had any blood in a little while now and where getting hungry. So one of the bats goes out looking for blood. A whlie later the bat returns, and has blood all over his face. The other bat asks "Wow what happened!?" He replies "You see that village over there?" "Yes." "You see that church?" "Yeah." "I didn't."

funniness: 5.77

rating: PG