Matthew H.

These 3 vampires walk into a blood bar: The first vampire asks for a shot of blood. The second vampire asks for a double shot of blood. The third vamire asks for a cup of boiling water , so the bartender says are u crazy thats gonna kill u. the vampire says yeah i know i just want boiling water so the bartender gets him the water and he puts a bloody tampon in the water and the bartender asks what are you doin and the vampire says im makeing tea.