V C.

A buddy of mine, Mike, had season tickets to the Detroit Lions football games. Last year they had such a miserable record that he couldn't give away two tickets to a game he wasn't able to attend. While parking at a mall, he decided to leave the tickets under his windshield wiper. "And that worked?" I asked "Not exactly", Mike said " I returned to find six more tickets to the same game.

A true story

funniness: 7.11

rating: G