zach m.

There is a toothbrush company. It has three workers. When the boss comes to ask them how many toothbrushes they sold, the first worker said that he sold 500 toothbrushes. The second worker said that he sold 550 toothbrushes. The third worker said that he sold 25 toothbrushes. The boss says "Im sorry, thats not enough. Your fired." The worker asks for one more chance. The boss says "Fine, I will give you one more chance." The third worker says thank you and leaves. The next day the boss comes back to ask how many toothbrushes they sold. The first worker says that he sold 600 toothbrushes. The second worker said that he sold 750 toothbrushes. The third worker said that he sold 50 toothbrushes. The boss says "Im sorry, thats not enough. Your fired." The worker asks for one more chance. The boss says "Fine, I will give you one more chance." The next day the boss comes back to ask how many toothbrushes they sold. The first worker said that he sold 650 toothbrushes. The second worker said that he sold 800 toothbrushes. The third worker said that he sold 1000 toothbrushes. The boss says "How did you sell so many toothbrushes!" The third worker says "Well i went to the airport and put up a sign that said free brownies. When they tasted them they would say 'YUCK! This tastes like shit!' Then I would say 'It is. Want to buy a toothbrush?"

funniness: 8.20

rating: PG-13