Elizabeth L.

A Blond. a Brunette, and a Red-head are all on the empire state building while it's on fire. Firemen are below to catch them in a large net. The red-head decides to jump off first. She is too heavy for the firemen to catch, so they drop her and she dies. The Brunette decides to go next. "I saw what you did to my friend!" ,she says. The firemen respond by saying " You don't weigh as much, so it's not likely we'll drop you!" The brunette decides to jump, but is still too heavy. The blond is up next. "I saw what you did to my friends!", she says. "Put the net down, and step away!"

lol =D