Eric P.

A man was admitted to the emergency room with multiple fractures and severe bruises. The doctor said, "Wow! You're a mess. What happened to you?" "There was a little misunderstanding. I had a pair of knee-length pants that got badly stained with dirt and mud, and I brought them to the dry cleaners. Well, I didn't notice the six black guys standing behind me when I shouted to the clerk, "Do you think you can do something about these dirty stinking knickers?!!"

funniness: 6.95

rating: PG