Eric P.

One day in the old west, Frank and Jesse James hopped on board a train, pointing their guns at the passengers. Jesse James proclaimed, "Nobody move! We're gonna rob all the women and rape all the men!" Frank said, "Jesse, you mean we're going to rob all the MEN and rape all the WOMEN." A gay man from the back row shouted out, "You heard Jesse! He's the boss!"

funniness: 5.67

rating: PG-13