Ethan P.

Alright, this requires a bit of cooperation. Say "A Footlong" after everything you read. You go to Subway on Monday. What do you get? You go to Subway on Tuesday. What do you get? You go to Subway on Wednesday. What do you get? You go to Subway and see a Hot Waitress. What do you get?

Made this up when I was about to go to sleep. Pretty good thinking for that late, eh?

funniness: 4.83

rating: PG-13