Roy T.

The Sultan of Dubai was killed in a boating accident, and found himself at the gates of heaven. He walked up to St Peter and asked him "Do I get 72 virgins here" St. Peter looked at him and said "Certainly not!" To which the Sultan replied "Thank God! I had a harem of 80 wives... I can finally get some quiet!"

funniness: 6.09

rating: PG