howdy w.

A bat flew back to the cave. His face was covered with blood. All of his buddies asked him where he got it. "I can't tell you," he said. After an hour of pestering him, he said, "Okay, follow me." They went out of the cave, flew about five minutes, and he lit on a log. They did too. He pointed over, and said, "Can you see that tree?" "Yes, yes, yes," they said. "I didn't."

funniness: 5.86

rating: PG