Judah E.

I was driving down to Colorado on a family trip. On the way, I stopped at one of those public rest stops on the side of the road. The first stall was occupied, so I took the second one. I pulled down my pants and sat down, then heard a voice coming from the stall next to me. "Hey. How's it going?" the man in the next stall said. Now I'm not the type of guy to have conversations with complete strangers in public restrooms, but I decided not to appear rude and answer anyway. "Um...pretty good...I guess..." "Whatcha doing?" He said after a short pause. I thought that was a very strange question to ask in a restroom, but I told the guy, "Um...I'm heading down to Colorado." A few seconds later, the man said, "Listen honey, I'll have to call you back. Some creeper in the next stall keeps trying to talk to me!"

Now how's that for embarrassment?

funniness: 5.91

rating: PG