josh w.

a blonde gets on a 4 engine plane and a man sits next to her, a little while after the plane takes off they hear a bang then the pilot comes on the intercom and says that an engine has gone out and that they will be delayed 30 minutes, a few minutes later they hear another bang the pilot comes on again and says they will be delayed and hour. finally they hear a third bang the pilot comes on one more time and says that they will be delayed 2 hours. then the blonde says to the guy next to her, "man i hope that the fourth engine doesn't go out or we'll be up here for forever!"

funniness: 6.30

rating: PG