Big D.

Some people say that in heaven you get a car based on if you cheated on your wife or girlfriend. So, a man is driving a Lambourghini, and two other men come up to him. One man is driving a motorized scooter and and the other man is driving an old Toyota. The man in the Lambo looks sad. So one of the men asks him, "Why are you sad? You obviously have never cheated on your wife." "I just saw my wife on a skateboard."

I heard this joke from a buddy of mine.

funniness: 6.50

rating: PG