thomas h.

Little Johnny was assigned to go home and find something very important to his family and bring it to school. The next day he came to school and his teacher asked what he brought. He went to the board and put a period on there. She said "Whats that?" Little Johnny said "Fuck if i know, but my sisters missing one, my mom went into a coma, my dad pulled out a gun, and my neighbor shot himself!"

funniness: 7.78

rating: PG-13