Roy T.

Shortly after 9/11, Achmed and Abdul were terrified with what Muslim men had done to their adopted country. The shaved their beards, changed into western clothes, and made a pact to meet in a years time, and see who had the most "american life". So a year goes by, and the two men meet at a bar, and they began to discuss the events of the past year. "I married a white woman, bought a Ram pick up truck, joined a softball team, and converted to Christianity... do you think you can be more American than that?" Abdul challenged. "Fuck you, towelhead!" Achmed responded.

Thanks to my friend John for this joke.

funniness: 7.92

rating: PG-13