jamie g.

Penny and her dad were sitting in the car, driving on the highway. Unknown to them, the couple in the car in front of them were having an intense fight. The woman got so mad she took a knife, chopped the man's penis right off, and threw it out the window. Of course, the penis landed on the car behind them. As soon as it slid off, Penny stared, flabbergasted. "Dad, what was that that hit the window just now?" "Only a bug, Penny," he replied with a worried look. Penny leaned back in her chair with shock. "Sure had a big dick, didn't it, dad?"

funniness: 5.87

rating: R