katie r.

i was teaching my kindergarden class. we had recently gotten a turtle in the class. i asked them if they new how trees started from there this is how the conversation went "seeds, do turtles start as seeds too?" "NO, turtles don't start as seeds, you need 2 turtles to play" "well, i have a turtle at home can bring him so they can play" "turtles don't play they mate and buy their eggs at the store" "ms. do turtles buy there eggs at Gerettes"(our nearest grocery store) "i've never seen an turtle at the store, have you?" there i was, speechless.

i have never seen a turtle at the store

funniness: 3.00

rating: PG