rick p.

A smartie and an opal fruit are sat in the pub having a pint. A Locket walks up to the smartie and butts him and smashes his drink over his head and walks off. The opal fruit says "why didnt you fight back that was terrible?" the smartie wipes off the glass sits down and says "no way, stay well away from him he's menthol"

funniness: 3.38

rating: PG