John S.

A lady writes in to her local newspaper's advice column: Hi, I think that my son might have a marajuana plant growing in my kitchen. What should I do? The next day, the answer was posted in the paper: Take some of the leaves, cut them up, mix them in with some tobacco, roll it into a cigarette and smoke it. If you're still worried afterwards, then it's a sunflower.

funniness: 8.15

rating: PG