Douglas B.

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things? He has an Adam's Apple that isn't an apple... Two Calves that will never become cows... A Nose Bridge that doesn't lead anywhere... A Roof of the Mouth that won't cover anything... Twenty Nails that won't hold a board... A Chest that won't hold linen... Two Tits that won't give milk... Two Buns that won't feed anyone... A Belly button that won't button... Two Balls that won't roll... An Ass that won't pull a plow... An Organ that won't play music... A Cock that won't crow... And what are YOU laughing about? You've got a PUSSY that won't catch mice?

funniness: 6.74

rating: R