Jason B.

A newlywed couple get home after there wedding and are lying in bed together. The husband rolls over and says to the wife "Hey, lets smash uglies!!!" "I don't really like that term," Says the wife, "Why don't we call it washing machine? Then you and I will know what we are talking about but no one else will" The husband agrees. The next night in bed the husband rolls over and says "Hey, do ya wanna do washing machine???" So they make love all night. The next night the couple are in bed and the husband rolls over and says "Hey, do ya wanna do washing machine???" So they have great sex. The next night the couple are in bed and the husband rolls over and says "Hey, do ya wanna do washing machine???" That night they have phenominal sex!!! The next night the couple are in bed and the husband rolls over and starts to go to sleep. So the wife rolls over and says, "Don't you want to have washing machine?" The husband replies, "No, small load, did it by hand."

funniness: 6.75

rating: R