Tom D.

10 ways you know your life sucks 10. You had a wet dream....your 40 9. you wake up in the morning knowing your one day closer to death 8.C-span is your favorite channel 7. All LSD does is makes you normal 6. pissing blood is natural 5. Bums give money to you 4. you work in a sweat shop 3. you live at holiday inn 2. even prostituts won't fuck you 1. you've atempted suicide 8 times, but god hate you

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