bethany t.

A blonde girl walked into a store. She asked the clerk, "How much for that TV?" The clerk replied "I can't sell you that TV." The blonde said "Why?" The clerk said, "I just can't. You're blonde." The girl goes home and dyes her hair brown. The next day, she goes back to the store. She asks the clerk again, "How much for that TV?" The clerk said, "I told you yesterday, I can't sell you that TV. You're blonde." So the girl goes home and dyes her hair red. She goes to the store the next day and ask the clerk, "How much for that TV?" The clerk replies, "I told you yesterday and the day before that I can't sell you that TV. You're blonde." The girl replies "Tell me why you cant sell me that TV!" The clerk says, "Honey, it's not a TV, it's a microwave oven."

funniness: 5.75

rating: PG