Joe N.

Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals. The first one said, ?I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.? The second man said, ?I want someone to say I was the greatest baseball player ever.? The last man said, "I want someone to say, ?He?s moving, he?s moving!??

funniness: 8.14

rating: PG