maddison a.

there are 3 guys. A blonde, Brunette, and a red head. They all work at a construction place. They always get the same lunches. The blonde said," if i get a ham sandwich again, im going to jump off of that crane". The brunette said,"if i get a taco again, im going to jump off of that crane." and the red head said,"if i get noodles again, im going to jump off of that crane." So the next day, they got the same lunches,jumped off the crane,and died.So at the funeral, there wives where all talking. The red heads wife said,"he could have told me he wanted something else." the brunettes wife said, "why couldn't i have changed his lunch." and the blondes wife said,"he makes his own lunch."

funniness: 3.43

rating: PG