jim b.

1. Q - What is brown and sticky A - A stick ################################# 2. Q - What do you call a deer with no eyes. A - no eye deer ################################# 3. Q - Why did the chicken cross the road. A - To get to the other side. ################################# 4. Q - Why did the porcupine cross the road. A - The chicken got hit by a bus. ################################# 5. Q - What do you get if you cross Elton John with a snowman. A - Meltin' John.

so very true

funniness: 3.25

rating: PG