Anna R.

A blonde woman entered a public library ready to eat a satisfying meal and went up to the librarian. She told the librarian: "May I have a double cheese burger with a diet coke?" The librarian, being fairly shocked, stated: "Ma'am, this is a library." And the blonde, realizing her stupidity, then whispers in the softest voise she can get: "May I have a double cheeseburger with a diet coke?"

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funniness: 5.89

rating: PG