james g.

a man is at work discussing with co-workers that he is going to get his wife to go duck hunting no matter what it takes. Man goes home to find wife on couch eating chocolate and watching soaps, he says to her get up your going duck hunting with me. The wife responds, "no I am not" i am staying in tonight. Man then gives wife a choice, you can either give me head or go with me. I am going to go load the truck and get the dog ready you have to decide by the time i am done. Man comes back 20 minutes later, wife says i will give you head, after a second she stops and says this tastes like shit! Man says the dog didn't want to go either.

funniness: 4.00

rating: R