Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

jenny m.

A redneck family from the hills of West Virginia was visiting the city. They were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. They boy asked, ?Paw, what?s at?? The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, ?Son, I dunno, I ain?t never seen anything like that in my entire life, I got no idea what it is.? While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number. After the numbers began to light in the reverse order, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous voluptuous 24 year-old blond woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son ?Boy.........go git cha momma?

funniness: 8.33

rating: PG

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killian n.

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very Pissed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

funniness: 8.38

rating: PG

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amands z.

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.' The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?' The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more?' The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.'

funniness: 8.29

rating: PG

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Jay88 M.

Look at the bottom!!! its arabic!!

funniness: 9.39

rating: PG

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Vasiliy O.

funniness: 9.53

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.73

rating: R

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Vasiliy O.

funniness: 9.16

rating: PG

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Moe R.

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you... The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!' Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up. ' She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all dimes!' Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

funniness: 9.53

rating: PG-13

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Buzz B.

funniness: 8.70

rating: PG

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Kim L.

I've got just one thing to say to the Firefighter who did this . . . "That's the attitude I want if my house is on fire!!"

funniness: 10.00

rating: PG

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