tharki t.

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them. In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls? When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

funniness: 6.36

rating: PG