Roy T.

The Amazing Preshkin visited a bar one day, where he decided to use his powers to pick up a hot blonde at the bar. "I am the Amazing Preshkin, a mind reader from the circus...I bet you a drink that I can read your thoughts." "Really? You think so?" "Of course." She smiled her dazzling smile and said..."ok, what am I thinking?" "I would love to have another apple martini." "Nope, that isn't it." "What were you thinking?" "I would love to get me some pussy, and get the hell out of here."

funniness: 6.00

rating: PG-13