Nicole D.

1. ride a bike around the store and when asked what you are doing say you are taking it for a test drive. ( did that it was so much fun; employees did not even notice use till we started to knock stuff over 2.spill a line of OJ from the middle of the store into one of the bathrooms; after staging sit back and wait for someone to find. (looks on peoples faces were priceless, especially the janitor!!) 3. put drops of unshaken ketchup liquid in a trail to the girls bathroom; even funnier into the guys bathroom. (did both looks on peoples faces were priceless, especially the janitor!!, people looked very confused when the drops went into the guys bathroom!!) 4. TP the aisles .(made us clean it up and pay for it when an employee caught us still was fun 5. hide in children's clothing racks and when people walk by whisper PICK ME!!!! PICK ME!!!! (completely and totally hilarious; had one person runaway screaming that the voices where speaking to him) 6.sleep in the aisles in a sleeping bag and when told by an employee to wake up and get up say " 5 more minutes mom" repeat till they give up and go away. ( guy spent 20 minutes trying to get my friend to wake up!!!) 7.mix condoms in with th Barbie dolls. (LOL) 8. get a giant trash can, hide inside and put in random place, when employee goes to put it back jump out and scare them.( there face was priceless) 9. rearrange price tags make really expensive things really cheap, cheap things really expensive . ( followed a lady to the front who though the huge dresser she was buying was $20, and watched her fight with management) 10. release those giant bouncy balls everywhere.(LOL) 11.set alarm clock to go off at 5 minute intervals. (just a little loud) 12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "It's the voices again!" (hilarious) 13. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens. (caused pandemonium) 14. Put some M&M's on lay away. (he he he) 15. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.( had a mom tell her son not to run because he would slip and fall..... she was BLONDE) 16. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. ( had random people bring pillows) 17. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?!" ( employee started to apologies profusely ) 18. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. (LOL) 19. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' (got lots of strange looks) 20. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. ( he quickly took the gun away and would not sell me one) 21.Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. (he he he) 22. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. If they notice, turn around and look innocent. (LOL) 23. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." Watch them try to remember who you are. ( many straneg looks) 24. Re-accessorize the mannequins. 25 .Make up bizarre nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. ( ;-p ) 26. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down, or 666. (LOL) 27. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. (some people bought them ) 28. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. ( FUN) 29. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! ( could not stop laughing) 30. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"( he he he) TRY TO DO EVERYTHING !!!!!!


funniness: 6.27

rating: PG