Emily P.

There was a lady named Alice Krumm who bought an Oregon State Lottery ticket. She looked at the winning numbers posted on a sign near the cash register. She was only one number away from winning $20. She sneaked to the back of the store and took out a pen to change the number on the ticket. She went to the counter to collect her prize. The clerk at the register instantly spotted the forgery and called the cops. Krumm was arrested and charged with fraud. The arresting officer made a startling find. If Krumm would have looked more closely at the winning numbers, she would have found that her original ticket that she had bought had also been a winner......... FOR $5,000!!!!

She wanted $20 instead of $5,000? HA! Please vote!

funniness: 4.89

rating: G