Mateus O.

Direct Orders by Anis Mojgani, hope you like it .. ;) You have been a given direct order to rock the f*** out Rock out like you have just been given the last Rock n? Roll record on Earth, and the minutes are counting down to flames; Rock out like you just won both Showcase showdowns; Rock out like the streets are empty except for you, your bicycle and your headphones; Rock out like your lips were just placed onto a breakdancing muse with legs that go all the way up; Rock out like ????? is ringing your front door; Rock out like you?ll never have to read a textbook again; Rock out like you get paid to disturb the peace; Rock out like music is all that you?ve got; Rock out like you?re standing on a rooftop and the city is as loud and glowing as the river flowing below you; Rock out like the plane is going down and there are 120 people onboard and 121 parachutes; Rock out like the streets and the books are all on fire, and the flames can only be extinguished by doing the electric slide; Rock out like its Saturday afternoon, and Monday was a national holiday; Rock out like somebody?s got a barrel pointing at you and saying; Rock out like your like depended on it fool, because it does; Rock out like your eyes are fading, but you still got your ears, but you don?t know for how long so; Rock out like Five o?clock time make poppin? lock time Rock you like you?ve got pants full of tokens, and nothing to do with everything; Rock out like you?re the international Ski-ball champion on the entire universe; Rock out like you just escaped an evil orphanage to join a Russian circus; Rock out like your hero is falling, and you are spinning your limbs until they burst into flaming pyre of remembrance; Rock out like you once laid in the South and dancing as though you don?t have to know who you are; Rock out like your dead grandfather just came back to take a drive with you and your brand new car; Rock out like the table was full; Rock out like the neighbours are away; Rock out like the walls won?t fall but damn it you?re going to die trying to make them; Rock out like the stereo?s volume now is the figure 8 of infinity instead of merely numbers; Rock out like it?s raining outside and you?ve got a girl to run through with: Rock out like you?re playing football, football in the mud and your washing machine is not broken; Rock out like you threw your window open on your honeymoon because you want the whole world to know what love is; Rock out like you just got a book published; Rock out like you just went to your high school reunion to find out everyone even the women are all overweight and bald, except the former Home-coming queen, who was just got divorced by her impudent husband, and only has eyes for you; Rock out like you?ve got a date with Heidi Klum; Rock out like the shadow of a man passes behind you, drops you to your knees; you?re buckling and in a sweat, the old man pushes to your forehead, the trigger is pulled and the gun jams. Rock out like you?ve got and empty appointment book, and a full tank of gas; Rock out like Jimmy has returned, and he?s got brand new guitar strings; Rock out like the mangos are in season; Rock out like the record player won?t skip; Rock out like this was the last weekend, like these were the last words, like you don?t ever want to forget how.

funniness: 1.38

rating: PG