Moe R.

Golf Murder A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground. The detective asks, ?Sir, is that your wife?? ?Yes.? ?Did you hit her with that golf club?? ?Yes. Yes, I did,? the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head. ?How many times did you hit her?? ?I don?t know. Four?five?six?put me down for a four.?

funniness: 6.00

rating: PG