Chris P.

A Nun and a priest were crossing the desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister this looks pretty grim." "I know father." The nun answered, "In fact," said the priest, "I don't think it will be likely that we can survive more than a day or two" "I agree." said the nun. "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive would you do something for me?" "Anything father." "I've never seen a women's breast before, would you show me yours?" "Well under the circumstances I don't see it being a problem." The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breast. "Father, could I ask something of you?" "Yes sister," "I have never seen a man's penis, could I see yours?" "I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied and lifted his robe. "Oh father may I touch it?" This the priest allowed and soon sported a huge erection. "Sister, you know if I put this in the right place it can give life?" "Is that true father?" "Yes it is sister." "Then stick it up the camels arse, and lets get the fuck out of here...."

funniness: 7.64

rating: R