Kilian M.

Some say he is wanted by the CIA, and that He eats a lot of cheese. All we know is, he's called The Stig Some say his tears are adhesive, and that his favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant. All we know is, he's called The Stig. When driving on an oval, the Stig doesn't turn left... the Earth turns right Some Say He has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track. All we know is, he's called The Stig. Some Say After eating printing ink, he obtains the ability to fly. All we know is, he's called The Stig. Some Say He appears on Japanese banknotes. All we know is, he's called The Stig Some Say He could annihilate the Daleks, Dr Who and the Cyberman, if he could be bothered. All we know is, he's called The Stig Some Say Jimmy Carter wants him dead. All we know is, he's called The Stig Some Say His tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds. All we know is, he's called The Stig Some Say He can melt concrete on contact. All we know is, he's called The Stig Some Say He can smell corners. All we know is, he's called The Stig Some Say He urinates 98 RON petrol. All we know is, he's called The Stig

funniness: 4.25

rating: PG