Peter H.

One day there was this girl with no arms and no legs lying on the beach. A guy walks up to her and says "Have you ever been hugged before?" The girl responds "No, I haven't," So the guy gives her a hug and walks away. The next day the guy see's the girl again lying on the beach. He walks up to her and says "Have you ever been kissed before?" The girl says "No." So he kisses her and walks away. The next day the guy walks up to the girl again and says "Have you ever been fucked before?" The girl says "No, I never have." So the guy picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says "Your fucked now!"

funniness: 4.54

rating: PG-13