howdy w.

a farmer was selling a young filly, midget came over to look at her, he said nice horth, my i see her mouf. farmer picked him up, he said nice mouf, my i see her eyeth, farmer picked him up, he said nice eyeth. may i see her earzth, farmer is getting a bit ticked off by now, but picks him up again. nice earzth..may i see her twat, farmer picked him up went to the back of the horse and shoved his head in as far as it would go, put him back on the ground and said how was that? the midget said let me rephrase that, can i thee her gauwop awound the corraul?

funniness: 6.42

rating: R