Moe R.

Farmer A woman visits her accountant to file her taxes. He asks her, ?What?s your occupation?? The woman says, ?I?m a hooker.? The accountant balks and says, ?Oh, that?s too crass. Let?s try to rephrase it.? ?How about ?prostitute?? the woman suggests. ?That?s still too crude,? he says. They both think for a minute, then the woman blurts out, ?Let?s say I?m a chicken farmer.? ?What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?? the accountant asks incredulously. The woman answers, ?I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.?

funniness: 6.71

rating: PG-13