Nicole D.

a Chinese,Japanese and an American the Chinese and Japanese have knives and the American has a grenade and they are on an are plane about to jump. But before they jump they have to throw the things that they are holding. the Chinese goes first he throw his knife and jumps when he gets to the ground he sees a little girl crying. he asks"little girl little girl why are u crying" the little girl says "a knife fell out of the sky and stabbed and killed my cat, the Chinese man says "im the man who threw the knife out of the plane that killed your cat".....she kicks him in the balls. then the Jap. throws his knife and jumps when he gets to the ground he sees a little boy crying. he asks "little boy little boy why are u crying" the boy says" i knife fell out of the sky hit my dog in the back and killed it"the Jap. says "im the man who threw the knife out of the plane that killed your dog".....the boy kicks him in th balls. then the American goes to throw the grenade out of the plane and accidentally pulls the pin then jumps. when he gets to the ground he sees a little boy Crying and laughing at the same time he says "little boy little boy what is soo funny " the boy says "MY DADDY FARTED AND BLEW UP THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

i made this one up

funniness: 4.00

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