Kim L.

Dear Dog... I am soooo sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not dirty with red paint... But things here at the house really are calmer now, I hope there are no hard feelings sucker. Best regards, The Cat

Got this in an email... I just had to share!

funniness: 5.67

rating: G