Moe R.

THE CREE INDIAN OLYMPICS The Indian Olympics were taking place in Duncan, BC and the next competition was the Hammer Toss. The first Indian up was representing New Brunswick. He grabs the hammer and tosses it 250 yards. ' Holy shit you have broken a world record, how'd you do it?' he is asked. 'My grandfather was a fisher, my father is a fisher and I am a fisher, have strong arms, throw hammer far.' The second Indian is representing BC, grabs the hammer and tosses it 300 yards. 'You just broke the last guys record, how'd you do it?' he is asked. 'My grandfather was a logger, my father is a logger and I am a logger, strong arms, throw hammer far.' The third Indian is representing Manitoba and he grabs the hammer and throws it 375 yards. 'Holy shit, you just blew everyone away, How'd you do it?' 'My grandfather was on welfare, my father is on welfare and I am on welfare. I was taught that if I ever see a tool, pick it up and throw it as far away as possible.'

funniness: 6.27

rating: PG