K L.

One sunny day, a frog walked into a bank. He went up to a teller, Patty Whack, and asked her for a $5,000 loan. Ms. Whack explained to the frog that the bank would need something as collateral. The frog then pulled out of his pocket a peice of junk. Patty wan't sure how to handle this situation, so she called her boss and asked him to come in. The boss then explained, "It's a knick-nack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan!"

funniness: 2.73

rating: PG