Roy T.

Walking through the shanytowns outside Subic Bay in the Phillipines, a horny sailor realized he was down to his last five dollars. He found a small whore house and asked "what can I get for five bucks American?" "For five dollars, I'll let you have one-eyed Wanda." So he found Wanda, who true to her name had a glass eye, which she removed, and began to service him with her empty eye socket. At first the sailor was disgusted, but it did feel really good, and he told her so. "Next time I'm back in port, I'll come visit you." and she smiled and said "I'll keep an eye out for you, honey."

funniness: 5.28

rating: PG