Joe -.

Q. How do you shorten the time it takes a women to get from bed to work? A. Put her bed in the kitchen. Q. What did one tampon say the other? A. Who cares there up a bitch. Q. How many woman Does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Who cares as long as they're in the kitchen. Woman are like linolium floors you lay them down right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.

funniness: 3.40

rating: PG