Moe R.

A Scotsman walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his cupped hand. The Scotsman shouts "Awa ya gowk yon's foo o' coos skitter" (Translation - Don't drink the water you fool it's full of cow shit) The man shouts back " I'm English! Speak English! I don't understand you!" The Scotsman shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in"

funniness: 6.89

rating: PG