Roy T.

Two guys were out in the wilderness camping. In the middle of the night, after alot of drinking, they both seek a place to relieve themselves. "Wow, it's a good think I'm taking a piss" said the first guy. "Why do you say that?" "This entire area is covered in poison ivy." "Oh fuck!" "What's the matter?" "I took a dump and wiped myself with some leaves."

funniness: 3.14

rating: PG