Carrie B.

Three Proofs That Jesus Was Jewish 1 - He went into his father's business 2 - He lived at home until the age of 33 3 - He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother sure he was God Three Proofs That Jesus Was Irish 1 - He never got married 2 - He never held a steady job 3 - His last request was a drink Three Proofs That Jesus Was Italian 1 - He talked with his hands 2 - He had wine with every meal 3 - He worked in the building trades Three Proofs That Jesus Was Black 1 - He called everybody brother 2 - He held no permanent address 3 - Nobody would hire him Three Proofs That Jesus Was Californian 1 - He never cut his hair 2 - He walked around barefoot 3 - He invented a new religion Three Proofs That Jesus Was Puerto Rican 1 - His first name was Jesus 2 - He was always in trouble with the law 3 - His mother did not know who his father was

funniness: 5.79

rating: PG